Monday, February 2, 2009

Rise Up Children Of The Beast (a coming of age tale)

After suffering through the shame that my first purchase of a record album (yes album) was the self titled Loverboy vinyl.You know the one with Turn Me Loose.Even worse,I still like it to this day.But this was the 1980's and one doesn't listen to Loverboy if one is to touch a member of the opposite sex.When my then partner in crime Brent called me up to say that he had that most bad ass cassette in his hands,I think I might have run the mile and a half between his house and mine in a dead sprint with blind anticipation.To say that the sounds coming from his speakers,via the mixed tape his cousin had made,were incredible would be putting it mildly.Who are and what was Def Leppard,Quiet Riot and Motley Crue? After consulting the current issues of Circus and Hit Parader magazines,I knew what I had to do to rectify my error in album judgement.Later at the record store in the mall,I knew my decision was the correct one when I got the nod of approval from the burned out stoner manning the cash register as I approached with my copy of Def Leppard's Pyromania.I felt cool instantly.The next week when I returned for Metal Health by Quiet Riot in newly bought (but heavily washed to get that faded look) jean jacket,I was now considered a "headbanger".I wore it the label like a badge of honor.My life truly changed when I strolled though the front door with the opus magnus that was Shout At The Devil by the most obnoxious rock n roll band alive:Motley Crue!The fact that mom and dad hated everything about them (from the pentagram on the album cover to their androgynous look) just made them even greater.Once word spread through my school that I risked a two week grounding for the Motley/Ozzy show and showed up the day after with my black concert shirt with actual tour dates on the back,my reputation as a rebel with a cause was cemented.Amusingly,the female attention in my direction increased sevenfold.The ladies will always love a bad boy.

2 comments:

queenkimmi said...

Did I tell you that Nikki Sixx came into Starbucks one day and I almost fainted? It took all I had to not spill his drink all over him...

Iris said...

ahh loverboy. i remember a bad boy removing my promise ring (and all my clothes) while singing 'when it's over' after me and another boy broke up. i was very upset over it, and i thought he was being so sweet and sensitive. that is, until he showed me the door when he was done with me. you'd think i would have learned by now but no...the bad boy still has his allure...i'm older, but still no wiser. randy nanini, coke dealer and long-haired bad-boy, if you're still out there, fuck you and p.s. i want my ring back! lol!! motley crue? wow...i need to get to one of their shows now that they're touring again :)